{"product_id":"bear-stearns-tin-candle","title":"Bear Stearns Tin Candle","description":"\u003cp\u003eGhostCorp Apparel — resurrecting iconic corporate ghosts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLight the candle, dim the office lights, and pretend the risk committee meeting is finally under control. This Bear Stearns tin candle is a funny, nostalgic home and office decor piece for Wall Street history fans, former employees, finance dads, traders, analysts, brokers, accountants, auditors, compliance pros, and anyone who enjoys their corporate nostalgia with a faint aroma of market volatility.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBear Stearns was founded in 1923 in New York City and grew into one of the most recognized names in American investment banking, brokerage, securities trading, capital markets, wealth management, fixed income, equities, and prime brokerage. Before its unforgettable 2008 collapse during the financial crisis, Bear Stearns had serious Wall Street presence. After its emergency acquisition by JPMorgan Chase, the name became permanently connected to the credit crisis, subprime mortgage era, Great Recession, and one of the most dramatic weekends in modern financial history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🕯️ Great for desks, home offices, bookshelves, coffee tables, cubicles, man caves, dens, and finance themed gift baskets\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e📉 A funny nod to Bear Stearns, Wall Street culture, New York City banking history, market stress, and the 2008 financial crisis\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e💼 Perfect for former bankers, traders, brokers, analysts, investors, auditors, accountants, compliance teams, risk managers, and corporate history collectors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🏙️ Makes a memorable gift for him, finance gift, banker gift, office gift, white elephant present, Secret Santa idea, or stocking stuffer for someone who understands why liquidity matters\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis Bear Stearns tin candle is ideal for anyone who remembers JPMorgan Chase, J P Morgan, Lehman Brothers, Merrill Lynch, Wall Street bailouts, subprime mortgage headlines, and the phrase “too big to fail.” It is decorative, funny, oddly classy, and just obscure enough to make the right person laugh instantly.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlace it on a desk while reviewing spreadsheets, display it in a home office, or gift it to the person who survived finance meetings, market swings, and the emotional roller coaster of quarterly earnings. 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Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1\/4\" before lighting. 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