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Bring a conversation-starting piece of internet culture to your next gathering with this Wisecrack Metal Bottle Opener. Wisecrack made comedy-inflected series and podcasts that looked beneath the surface of familiar entertainment, connecting films, literature, anime, and games with ideas from philosophy and other fields. From Thug Notes to The Squanch, its varied titles made learning feel lively. Founded in 2014, Wisecrack was acquired in 2019 and announced its shutdown in 2025, giving collectors a concise story to remember and share.
Wisecrack, Inc. was an American production company founded in 2014 and operated by Jacob Salamon, Jared Bauer, Greg Edwards, Drew Levin, and Todd Mendeloff. It made web series and podcasts that examined anime, films, literature, and video games through philosophy, sociology, psychology, and other interpretive lenses. Its series included Thug Notes, Earthling Cinema, and 8-Bit Philosophy; its podcast slate included The Squanch, Show Me the Meaning!, The Maze, Respect Our Authoritah!, Thug Notes: Get Lit!, and Culture Binge. 8-Bit Philosophy explored philosophical questions using the style of classic games from the 1980s and 1990s, and concluded in 2016. Wisecrack was purchased by Blue Ant Media in August 2019. On April 16, 2025, Wisecrack announced that it was shutting down. The article identifies the company as American but does not specify a city or state headquarters.
This slim, all-metal bottle opener feels like the trusted tool you reach for when friends gather and stories start. Forged from heavy-duty stainless steel, it slides into a pocket or bartending apron without bulk, then delivers confident leverage when a cold drink needs freeing. The flat surface accepts crisp laser engraving, so names, dates, or logos stay sharp through years of use. Use it behind the home bar, at backyard tailgates, or hand one to each member of your wedding party — it’s built to take commercial-level wear while still looking clean and refined. Simple, sturdy, and ready for the next toast.
Product features
- 100% heavy-duty stainless steel resists rust and bending
- Flat surface optimized for permanent precision laser engraving
- Ergonomic all-metal grip provides strong leverage
- Slim, ultra-flat profile fits pockets and bar drawers
- Commercial-grade durability for frequent use
| One size | |
| Width, in | 5.50 |
| Height, in | 1.50 |
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Product information: Generic brand, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland